Kitty City Charter Rules
Mandatory daily nap times
Toe Beans must be cleaned daily
All workers must be strictly supervised by one or more Senior Cats (particularly when determining what to knock on the floor)
Employees must wash paws after using the litter box (not washing properly will result in the Ones with Thumbs scolding and raising voices for no apparent reason)
Breakfast is at 4:40 am sharp and will be preceded by pawing and rubbing ones hind quarters into the faces of the Ones with Thumbs.
Caterwauling not required but highly recommended
The following baked goods will be prepared nightly:
Babka
Biscuits
Bread
Buns
Dogs allowed by invitation only
If I fits, I sits
Responding to one’s name is purely optional

